You do the calling..

Was blog hopping due to having the most gracious free time.I so called declaring myself free as a bird which is the next best thing to do. No i aint a bummer or wat just that apart from my hilarious cold calls,there's nothing much i can do except to face this 17 inch square box and fighting this cold environment.

Oh yess stumbled upon this site and while reading i nearly spit out that cold coffee out. Total shock !! No this is not mine . I took it from somewhere which i tink i shld not say it out due to some reasons.
Read it up and yeah u do the calling.

01. You MALAY call each other 'BODOH' for fun, and too 'BODOH' to realize it's an offensive word.
02. You're the LAZIEST person on God's earth.
03. Always update with "lagu-lagu A-minor", "lagu-lagu rindu" and "wayang hindustani".
04. Always give a very long honourable speech start from Duli Yang Maha Mulia, Tan Sri, Puan Sri, YB- YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk, Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis.. and last sometime least...."rakyat jelata" sekalian......."terlebih dahulu saya ingin membuka majlis dengan asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu......" My comment : LMAO !!
05. Many Malay ended at "pusat pemulihan dadah" for common drug abuse.My comments: Not anymore the manjus are the increasing ones.
06. "Air sirap" is the cheapest drink you can afford.
07. You like to tease and act perverted when someone with sexual appeal passing by.
08. You self proclaimed from a superior race (Arabs).
09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.
10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI TOLAK.
11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU.
12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken's ass (loudmouths).
13. You can't stand it and always keep on staring at someone who are better dressing / looking rather than your back- dated looks.
14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before wash it.
15. You feel it's not right to eat first before everybody gets their meal (while your meal is getting cold).
16. You got that annoying habit of wanting people to acknowledge you.
17. You know for the fact that you are supersticious (bomohs and dukuns). MY COMMENTS = same wit other races too !!
18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are decently lame and you always force yourself to laugh when other malay joker telling their lame jokes.
19. You always try to take advantage on other people work..
20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.
21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while polishing his shoe.
22. You always pick on juniors.
23. You don't care if everyone in your class/office know for the fact that you are lazy.
24. You are very protective on your seniority.
25. You are quite a slow thinker.
26. You prefer to borrow people's stuff rather than buy it, but hardly return it back.
27. You also always use other's property without asking permission.
28. Many of you are not sincere when making friend with non-malays.
29. You always waste your time in the public phone talking about "janji-janji manis", "omong- omong kosong", "aku hidup dalam blues", "Hindi superstar" and "cinta-sayang". (these are direct
quotes...)
30. Malay most popular ambition... * to the public = "ingin menjadi seorang insan yang
berguna" * in reality = to be a clerk, despatch, factory worker
31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.
32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga, Jelita, Remaja and Variasari.
33. Marked as "bangsa pendengki" by other race in Malaysia.
34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay usually will nod their head (kepala terangguk-
angguk) not to show that they understand, but justsimply to act that they understand in a serious
manner.
35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning of "TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA" and "MALU-MALU KUCING" are..... * GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE.
36. Malay got less friend from other races because... * Malay are too proud of
their own language which makes them stuck-up * Malay also ignore that other etnic groups and
foreign people are willing to learn to speak in Malay while got other knowledge in other language.
(so now you know why this email is written in ENGLISH)
37. In Malaysia, people said "wear condom and don't forget to take a bath with Dettol if you make love to a Malay".
38. An example of a Malay with good grades =STRAIGHT C- MINUS
39. A Malay boss are known as * intimidating his staff * Sexual harrasing & Blackmailing * Welcome
more family member and friends to join the company * Corruption * Always bring company's
item home for personel use.
40. Malay, as the biggest population in Malaysia, are always feels threaten with the minority Christian in the country. My comment: Kinda true
41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with White Man but always ended get f**k by their own
species.
42. Most babies found in the bushes, dustbin and suraus are Malay.
43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.
44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.
45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.
46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand area to rinse and wash their penis mostly in their bathroom, hostel and also in the public toilet.
47. Malay love to make fun at people who use toilet paper to wipe ass because they love to touch their s**t with their hand. My comments: Whoaaaa this suckss !!
48. Malay knows that other races could not dare to eat malay food not because of the spices but because the food was process by their ass-wiping-hand.
49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay restaurant / food court / warung to wipe customer's mouth and
hand.
50. A typical malay Ready-to-wear..... * a long, torn jeans, * a T- shirt * a pair of loafers Comment:kater rock n roll !!
51. Malays can't live without rice and chilli.
52. A malay who check in a foreign hotel will cook their food inside the hotel room with water boiler and a portable mini cooker to save cost.
52. Malay knows their favourite fast food......KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN hot and spicy. My comments : WATS WRONG WIT THIS ???
53. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just like in the manner of eating rice with hand "one hand lean on the table, slouching head to the plate and other hand with finger close to each other to enter mouth".
54. Malay toilet always smells like "petai".
55. Malay love to remind people to have their morning shower but they themself always ended up having a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body- odour)
56. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset.
57. Cheating in examination or test are heredity.
58. Malay favourite brand are G.A Blue Jeans, Lady- like Jeans, a fake Ray-ban.
59. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the cheapest Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an old fashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray- Ban glasses and a discount sales Mark and Spencer.
60. Weekend are racing paradise for "Mat Motor".
61. Malay never learn to accept people's opinion as a giude or challenge.
62. You feel that you had to support Moslem terrorist just because their are Islam and not because their are a serial killers. My comment : Totally wrong !!!!!!!
63. Malay favourite living concept = BIAR PERUT KOSONG ASALKAN RUMAH
CANTIK MACAM ISTANA.
64. The only musical instrument you can play is a GITAR KAPOK.
65. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny that you are typical.
66. You MALAYS dreaming to become rich, but not by hard working or studying BUT with ALL KINDS OF SKIM CEPAT KAYA and STUPID MULTI - LEVEL MARKETING BUSINESS.
67. Dont have money but always want to action - buying cars like Waja, Wira and other expensive cars while you know you can only afford a KAPCAI.
68. Parents very rich but still go overseas using government scholarship. Go overseas to enjoy and
not to study.
69. You will start to wondering about yourself after reading this..

I definitely agree its more of a racist agenda.Again i m reiterating that i m not behind these criticcs aite !!